Industry?

What a strange thing! Do you ever think that the universe moves in mysterious ways? Well I do! Such an odd conversation today - someone at work used to work as a private detective, tracking down unfaithful spouses. He used to zoom round on his motorbike and take photos and everything. Apparently it was very lucrative. Well, I was absolutely intrigued as you can imagine - and wondered how hard I would be to track - not too hard I guess. But what about my significant others - would their oh's track them? Oh, the paranoia!

Anyway, the next thing, someone pipes up - do you know there's a website where married people can arrange to have sex??? Well, yes I do actually, but of course, I didn't say that. It was all becoming very surreal now, and I was really struggling a bit, apart from the old 'really, wow' and all that. Thank god, they went off onto politicians and oranges and things then. Whew!!

It strikes me though, what a growth industry all this is. Apart from the detectives, which is surely only for the very rich, from what my friend says; there's the website, which must be raking it in; as well as hotels and things, and underwear sales and so forth, as well as condoms and sex toys! Wow, we're keeping the economy afloat. Which brings me to another point - which is, why the hell don't we have love hotels in this country - there is nowhere to go for a bit during the day at all is there. I guess you can pretend to stay overnight and bugger off. But we need something a bit cheaper please - can't someone sort this out - think of the money to be made???

And yes, I did hear from the bm last night, but he only managed to escape for a minute. Dammit, getting ticked off with this. It's been so loooooong as well! It'll be about two months at this rate you know - lucky I have the reserves on the bench isn't it? And it stops me having an attack of the clingys too, doesn't it?

I also have a mad new friend on another site - he's in a similar situation to me, aka no sex - we've taken to comparing notes - I think he's quite entertained by my antics, although he hasn't done anything yet. It's quite refreshing really - he keeps telling me things I should do and say to drive my guys mad - don't you love it? And he's hysterical - wouldn't mind you know, if just for the sense of humour. But he is a little way away, so maybe not so easy. I do like a man who makes me laugh (amongst other things, lol) xxx