Miserable

Well, my lovely man is miserable - why? - because it doesn't look like he'll get to sleep with me this weekend. Dear me. His wife wants to go with him, dammit. I am wondering if she's suspicious, you know, she has started taking a lot more of an interest in him since we've been seeing each other, but could just be a coincidence and me and him being paranoid. Kind of flattering for me that he is so pissed of though, isn't it?

But I have a plan - here it is. I will have a camera soon - see where I'm going here? So, had a brilliant idea today, but probably a bit mad. Anyway, will go in shops and try on various gorgeous items of lingerie and take photos for delectation of the lovely man. A bit mad, but, hey, why not? I'm sure it's not illegal, is it??? Will drive him potty, and also ensure that he meets up with me for said naughtiness fest asap!! God, I haven't had sex in months, and honestly, just relieving yourself doesn't hit the mark, does it? I did think things might be better due to our little blue friend, but apparently it doesn't work if you leave it in the drawer. Maybe I'll pinch them and give them to my sailor, who promised to keep me up all night if he took them!! Tempting, isn't it? I'm so frustrated, it just isn't funny. I think it's cos my period's due - always a bad time for me - if I was a dog, I could go out looking for it - it's not fair. I think that's three months and counting, and even then, I think it was just a wank. Still all is not lost, the sailor thinks mrs sailor might change her mind - so could still be possible - will eat him alive if I'm still in this state. Maybe I should warn him. Damn woman, been at the booze and prozac cocktails again - obviously makes her decisive. Decide to let me screw your husband, please, cos you don't want him.

Sorry, going completely bonkers through lack of sex forever and no prospect of any in the foreseeable future. Is this why they used to lock women up 100 years ago - makes perfect sense. Hopefully better news tomorrow xxxxxxxx