Snow!!!!

Snow and more snow!! Can't somebody do something?? I want to have some sex!! This is really getting beyond a joke. If I don't get going soon, it'll be Christmas, and I sure won't be getting any then! Very annoying.

Never mind, he's been in touch and has the camera and the props, and we're going to have some fun with the camera. Ho ho ho!! Take my santa hat too?? Yes!! So fun.

I had a little success this week. I've been talking to this guy in the states - he contacted me first and said he was thinking of getting a little extra. He sounded very nervous, and we chatted about his worries. Then he went on his business trip on Sunday. Well, he'd barely arrived when he got the receptionist naked on his couch!! Good going. Maybe I should take up sex coaching and give up teaching. I guess he must also be very gorgeous for a woman to throw her knickers off so quickly, don't you? He's coming to see me in March.

What would I call myself? Sexual confidence for the depressed married? Coaching for the useless shagger? I do seem to have a knack xxxx