Frightening Old Ladies!

Well, I mean I have been; rather than I am one! Does that make sense? So there I was having a nice little smut session texting with the sailor on the bus, when I realised I was not alone! How rude, I thought. She was reading over my shoulder. Actually, I'm not sure how much she saw, but surely there is some etiquette about such things; and especially when you realise the extreme personalness of the conversation, shouldn't you just bugger off? Well, I do think she got an eyeful of something, cos she gave me a very meaningful glare when she got off. Cheek. I mean, I'm not some kid, am I - and she shouldn't have been looking. However, I have to say it was world class smut, so I guess she maybe learnt something, eh? He is very creative - yum. If you're interested - and I bet you are - I think it was something like 'I want you to sit on my face and wriggle until I'm drowning in your juices,' and so forth. Very nice for a rainy afternoon, don't you think?

So what am I doing on friday, you ask. Well, right now, I haven't a clue. The silly man (the builder) said he'd meet me in a town nearby for lunch, but we never said times or places or anything. Well, I'm buggered if I'm going to contact him, I don't care how good his pecs are. Maybe he's just inundated with feminine interest - in which case, to hell with it. I guess that's what you get from posting a half naked photo of yourself. Well, I've decided to just go with the flow, and do the rules - if he doesn't call, someone else will - believe in the goodness of the universe, blahblah. In other words, don't make a prat of yourself - good advice, I think. Many's the time I've wrestled the phone away from my daughter when she was about to make a fool of herself over some guy - and boy did she learn well!

Other half seems much happier today as well. Interesting how things have settled down now I really am not bothered with the whole 'we have no sex life' thing. How do other couples cope with it, do they all have affairs? Surely I'm not the only woman in the world whose sex drive seems to be getting stronger with age? I suppose a lot of people do have affairs - you just always imagine it's the men - and often it is. But I never thought it would be me! And by the way, can I just point your attention to the adverts for 'horny goat weed' that are sometimes on my site - maybe I should try putting them in his tea hahaha!!

By the way, January is looking hopeful - me and the sailor may be getting away for two nights!! Imagine - it might kill me all that sex - I'm just not used to it. Can you get viagra for women? (Like I need it) See you xxxx