Monday, 16 August 2010

International??

Well, it looks like I may be about to go international. I've been talking to a lovely guy from the States - all the while thinking, hey, nothing can possibly come of this. But now, he's decided to come over and visit me!! It's just so flattering isn't it? We got to talking and he tells me all sorts of things, like how he hasn't been able to have sex with his wife in 20 years without using lube! Yeuch. I told him I'd never used it - well, I never have! We really do get on ever so well.

You know, the reason I think I do so well at this is that I don't want them to leave their wives. And of course, I genuinely love men. But most of them are a bit scared of bunny boilers - and rightly so in my opinion. This guy (the lawyer) said that he couldn't believe such a demure looking lady had such a dirty mind! Go me! Well, it's true isn't it?

I've also done incredibly well in that I've got rather well educated, smart guys. Why didn't I the first time around, that's the question isn't it? You know, I'm less and less inclined to settle for one guy in the future, if I can have lots of them. Who cares if they're married - those wives should screw them properly once in a while, then they wouldn't come after me, would they? It's not rocket science, is it? And obviously, if I was getting screwed, I probably wouldn't have gone out looking for it either. So glad I did though. Maybe I missed my calling, hmm? xxxx

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